Unfortunately, he committed suicide, so even this wisdom was not enough. If anybody feels like perspiring, I'd invite you to go ahead because I'm sure going to. In fact, I'm going to get a hickey right here. Greetings, thanks, and congratulations to Kenyon's graduating class of 2005. There are these two young fish swimming along, and they happen to meet an older fish swimming the other way who nods at them and says, "Morning, boys. How's the water?" And the two young fish swim on for a bit, and then eventually one of them looks over at the other and goes, "What the hell is water?" This is a standard requirement of US commencement speeches, the deployment of didactic little parabolish stories. The story thing turns out to be one of the better, less bullshitty conventions of the genre. But if you're worried that I plan to present myself here as the wise older fish explaining what water is to you, younger fish, please don't be. I am not th...
I read/heard at least four journalistic efforts about the podcast between Hassan Piker, Jia Tollentino, and Nadya Spiegelman where they discussed committing crimes themselves and what crimes they consider acceptable (theft, murder, vandalism) because of their Marxist ideology. I have heard a lot of conservative moaning and groaning about these rich kids justifying shoplifting lemons from Whole Foods. "Aren't I cool?" is the undercurrent to their laughing conversation about Bryan Thompson's murder to Mangione, etc. And I'm driving the U.S. Route 41 By-pass around Dalton, Georgia, dodging traffic, trying to get home, thinking, "How many American citizens give a crapola about what these three idiots have to say? Like me, they are trying to get through traffic, pay bills, pick up kids from school, make their mortgage, take an elderly parent to the doctor, etc. etc. The journalists and chattering classes do not live where the rest of us do. Twitter users v. gu...