Some dark humor from the news

I subscribe to The Dispatch and The Free Press. These are conservative yet gay friendly. From the Free Press:

That darned car. I can’t believe that car did that. Must’ve been a Waymo. Oh, it wasn’t? I’m getting word that this particular car was driven by a man who . . .was previously convicted of terrorism offenses. He had been given a suspended sentence and was reportedly ordered to attend 26 counseling sessions with a center specializing in deradicalization and extremism prevention. And you’re telling me the specialized counseling didn’t work? The BBC quoted police saying that he was on “the Islamist spectrum,” like it’s bisexuality or autism or something. They apparently changed it to “a member of Berlin’s Islamist scene.” Well, now it just sounds fun! What’s good on the Islamist scene these days? Finally, they changed it to “Islamist circles.” Three tries!

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I find this funny.

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